Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
No one’s that stupid.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
my friend is high on painkillers and i’m trying to talk to him on skype and all he’s been doing is rub his face with a ruler for the last 20 minutes